bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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