Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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