The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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