I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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