Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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