names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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