Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Who died my cat blue again?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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