Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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