It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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