I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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