Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I have already put on my inside pants.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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