this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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