I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize