Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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