So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my shit smells like andre
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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