I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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