He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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