Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize