what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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