Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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