Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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