I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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