Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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