Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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