you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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