so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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