im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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