Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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