Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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