Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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