Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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