so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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