I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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