I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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