We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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