he wants to bone in the snuggie
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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