Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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