Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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