Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My bed smells like the plague
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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