It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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