You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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