i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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