Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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