Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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