we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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