Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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