hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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