last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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