I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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