Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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